Chapter: Comic
If I ever start a candy company, the packaging would say “all-natural, free-range, organic candy made from the finest wild piñatas” with images of piñatas in a rainbow-filled valley. Everything else is just processed.
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If I ever start a candy company, the packaging would say “all-natural, free-range, organic candy made from the finest wild piñatas” with images of piñatas in a rainbow-filled valley. Everything else is just processed.
…I’d eat it…
…oh wait…would the chocolate raisins be found in trails behind the chocolate bunnies?
Yummy!
ORGAN-ic
Wouldn’t it be easier just to pick the candies that grow wild, like that nice Peppermint Sunflower in panel 1?
“Viva Piñata” just became horrifying.
It’s the kopi luwak version of candy except it’s ‘processed’ through wild pinatas.
I find it scary how the pinatas are just calmly walking into the factory without being forced by anyone. I mean, they’re not even chained together. Couldn’t they just run?
I like the social commentary on our diets and behaviors today. Good job.
@Pie4ever0 they’re like cattle, they’re not aware of their fate. Haven’t you heard the phrase “like pigs to the slaughter”?
It tastes better after they eat it, like coffee beans.