Rose bones found at the site a native tribe’s desendants call, “Heart Ripped Out,” suggest a brutal ritual that ursupologists believe involved the gathering of some male bears, roughly half way between the winter solstice and the spring equinox, around the middle of February, who vied for the affections of some female bears; the females selected the males with the biggest… caches of wealth as they perceived them, and the rest were ritually sacrificed by having their hearts extracted from their chests while still beating, and those hearts were, (and proponents of the theory admit this is wild conjecture at best,) dined upon by the females. Roses were used in some kind of symbolic way, then discarded like the useless husks of the unselected male bears after their hearts were feasted upon by the females. Their civilization was believed to have collapsed after losing too many of their young males to this heartless ritual. Others theorize that the ripping out and dining on the hearts of the males by females was only metaphorical, but as soft tissues like hearts are not generally found in fosilized remains, the ursupological community will never know. Modern ursupologists using techniques of ethnographic analogy, however, observe similar mating and mate-selection-and-rejection rituals in, for example, a bear-like rabbit is often depicted in web-art as getting his heart ripped out by the female of his species, who has already selected a clearly physically superior specimin with whom to mate.
“who,” no one forced you to read what I wrote. Obviously, you’re not the target audience for the comment, but I will note your presumptive displeasure. Sorry for writing something you didn’t like or couldn’t understand. I hereby grant you permission to ignore any and all future comments from me, along with anyone else who doesn’t like them, can’t understand them, etc.
wait plants have skeletons
Rose bones found at the site a native tribe’s desendants call, “Heart Ripped Out,” suggest a brutal ritual that ursupologists believe involved the gathering of some male bears, roughly half way between the winter solstice and the spring equinox, around the middle of February, who vied for the affections of some female bears; the females selected the males with the biggest… caches of wealth as they perceived them, and the rest were ritually sacrificed by having their hearts extracted from their chests while still beating, and those hearts were, (and proponents of the theory admit this is wild conjecture at best,) dined upon by the females. Roses were used in some kind of symbolic way, then discarded like the useless husks of the unselected male bears after their hearts were feasted upon by the females. Their civilization was believed to have collapsed after losing too many of their young males to this heartless ritual. Others theorize that the ripping out and dining on the hearts of the males by females was only metaphorical, but as soft tissues like hearts are not generally found in fosilized remains, the ursupological community will never know. Modern ursupologists using techniques of ethnographic analogy, however, observe similar mating and mate-selection-and-rejection rituals in, for example, a bear-like rabbit is often depicted in web-art as getting his heart ripped out by the female of his species, who has already selected a clearly physically superior specimin with whom to mate.
Sources: I… may… have minored in ursupology.
Jesus, why do you have to do this old mallard
oh god plants have skeletons
“who,” no one forced you to read what I wrote. Obviously, you’re not the target audience for the comment, but I will note your presumptive displeasure. Sorry for writing something you didn’t like or couldn’t understand. I hereby grant you permission to ignore any and all future comments from me, along with anyone else who doesn’t like them, can’t understand them, etc.
sorry
This reminds me that I am currently in the 2nd panel stage of life. Urgh. Wilting, I guess?