This is all a tragic misunderstanding–someone misspelled “Satan,” and an elf died. There will be an investigation, and it WAS to be led by Blitzen, but then Santa intervened, and asked Rudolf to do it, predictably. Never can tell who will be charged with this gruesome murder, but I CAN guess who WON’T be, given who hand-picked the investigator. I’d love to see the whole storyline play out here, or failing that, in a spinoff webcomic, “CSI, EVU.” (Crime Scene Investigations, Elfin Victims Unit.)
Santa Claus is coming… to drown!
Brilliant!
This is all a tragic misunderstanding–someone misspelled “Satan,” and an elf died. There will be an investigation, and it WAS to be led by Blitzen, but then Santa intervened, and asked Rudolf to do it, predictably. Never can tell who will be charged with this gruesome murder, but I CAN guess who WON’T be, given who hand-picked the investigator. I’d love to see the whole storyline play out here, or failing that, in a spinoff webcomic, “CSI, EVU.” (Crime Scene Investigations, Elfin Victims Unit.)
No one must know that santa stalks kids
Man, and I thought the snowflake one was dark…
Can’t spell Satan without Santa.
It should have been worse : it’s not a kitten in the bag !
Meanwhile a kid named Santa is waiting for their presents…
Christmas is run by the bear mafia
I’ve always suspected that Santa is Krampus alter ego.