When he took up the flamethrower I thought he was going to go torch Christmas trees. But this is actually a more practical use…as long as the melted water doesn’t freeze.
I also entertain the thought of attaching flamethrowers to the front of my car, so that my car will not have to drive over ice and snow — just a warm, dry road.
(I’m afraid my tires might melt if I use the wrong setting, though.)
I need that.
When he took up the flamethrower I thought he was going to go torch Christmas trees. But this is actually a more practical use…as long as the melted water doesn’t freeze.
Oh, I fantasize about this every winter.
I also entertain the thought of attaching flamethrowers to the front of my car, so that my car will not have to drive over ice and snow — just a warm, dry road.
(I’m afraid my tires might melt if I use the wrong setting, though.)
Wonder what the house over thinks!
I also needa flamethrower. GO AWAY EVIL SNOW.
@Sarah, to be fair, most of the water seems to have evaporated. =]