The horror… The graham cracker and the chocolate bar want to impale the poor marshmallow and light it on fire, roasting it to a glazed, semi-caramelized, delightfully gooey consistency. LITTLE DO THEY KNOW that shortly after this, when they’ve had their fun and squished his saccharine corpse between them, they will be DEVOURED by an eternally optimistic young rabbit and his dour, eternally pessimistic, (or perhaps realistic,) father, while enjoying some fireworks displays or camping or something.
Being eaten, whether by anthropomorphic rabbits, bears, mosquitoes, or worms, is the fate of all of us.
The horror… The graham cracker and the chocolate bar want to impale the poor marshmallow and light it on fire, roasting it to a glazed, semi-caramelized, delightfully gooey consistency. LITTLE DO THEY KNOW that shortly after this, when they’ve had their fun and squished his saccharine corpse between them, they will be DEVOURED by an eternally optimistic young rabbit and his dour, eternally pessimistic, (or perhaps realistic,) father, while enjoying some fireworks displays or camping or something.
Being eaten, whether by anthropomorphic rabbits, bears, mosquitoes, or worms, is the fate of all of us.
Wow… that turned rather dark, didn’t it?!?
That’s hot
You’re just hanging out with your friends and suddenly they suggest a threesome.
When you’re short and white, never show up at a rap party alone. You won’t have anyone to sing with. lol (it’s only a joke, folks, ONLY a joke)
That chocolate is way too happy about being melted.
Always look on the bright side of life!