Contrary to popular belief, an eggplant is neither an egg nor a plant. It’s an evil wizard that turns you into an eggplant if you touch one of its projectiles.
(In case you’re wondering, I’m referring to the Eggplant Wizard of the old Nintendo game “Kid Icarus.”)
@J-L Or it’s of the mutant variety that will turn evil and go on a rampage. Or,judging by the 80s cartoon,somehow turn into a human teenage girl.(“Attack of the Killer Tomatoes” reference).
A tomato is a berri.
Contrary to popular belief, an eggplant is neither an egg nor a plant. It’s an evil wizard that turns you into an eggplant if you touch one of its projectiles.
(In case you’re wondering, I’m referring to the Eggplant Wizard of the old Nintendo game “Kid Icarus.”)
This is a commentary on the bathroom craziness we have in modern times
Fruit or vegetable? Tomayto tomahto!
@J-L Or it’s of the mutant variety that will turn evil and go on a rampage. Or,judging by the 80s cartoon,somehow turn into a human teenage girl.(“Attack of the Killer Tomatoes” reference).
…so, since tomatoes are technically not a vegetable, but a fruit, does that make ketchup not a condiment, but a smoothie?
@just another seven foot doofus
…ew
Potato frittata