You’d think that once one unicorn saw the others getting killed and de-horned that they’d run away. Or impale the Mafia Bears with their horns. There were more unicorns than Mafia Bears. Survival of the fittest I guess.
Anyways this one is hilarious!!
This probably has something meaningful to saying about Valentine’s Day, but I’m too lazy to think right now.
Bastard unicorns deserve it for killing Buni several times
This is disturbing – where is my usual funny Buni fix? :,(
That’s sick dude.
But it makes perfect sense.
Sure! Why not?
SUMTIME THA LIFE OF CRIME IS THA ONLY WAY TO GIV PPL WHAT THEY WANT! SOMETIME IT BE LIEK THA POLICE BE HASSLIN YA FO DOIN YA PUBLIC SERVICE! EVEN SO, MY COUSIN SHOULDNT GET OUTTA JAIL FO SELLIN THOSE TURTLENECK SWEATERS HE STOLE! ITS WACK, MAN! WACK!
… now i am afraid of valentine’s day…
Probably same idea, that horn of rhinoceros gives sexual boost. Only unicorns and amor
Cupid makes you horny. Ba-dum Crash!
@a typical 1226 inch doofus: thumbs up, my friend.
So that’s why I’ve never seen a unicorn in real life…
…man, between the Tooth Fairy grinding and freebasing our teeth, to unicorn horn being used as an aphrodisiac…are we certain the Mafia Bears aren’t allied with the Yakuza or the Tong? this smells SO like the weirdness of Asian ‘medicine’…
Actually you don’t put the potion on the points lest you accidentally scratch yourself. The potion goes on the shaft of the arrow.
To get the most dust you should take all the bones the horns are just bone kinda like teeth. Also the mane is candy floss.
A unicorn’s horn is highly valued. It can be used to detect poison, and if dipped in a poisoned drink, the horn causes the poison to be rendered harmless. Powdered unicorn horn is used as an aphrodisiac.
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